Posts Tagged work

Fucking goddamn boss

Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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What part of don’t is so hard?

You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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Epic adventure

Epic adventure
to Island destination;
fucking alarm clock

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

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Thank Who?

So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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Starbucks

Starbucks is posting
Calories. Who cares? I need
Starbucks to post jobs.

This post was submitted by sheiman.

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Editor, you bastard

Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?

This post was submitted by Dawn.

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Development

The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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Junior programmer

Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

This post was submitted by gadhra.

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I could bang my dick

I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

This post was submitted by gadhra.

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Cisco Networking

Cisco Networking
Not as nice as Juniper
But it’s what I have

This post was submitted by IPv6Freely.

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