Fucking goddamn boss
Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”
This post was submitted by RevChas.
Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”
This post was submitted by RevChas.
You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.
This post was submitted by RevChas.
Epic adventure
to Island destination;
fucking alarm clock
Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.
So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head
This post was submitted by RevChas.
Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?
This post was submitted by Dawn.
The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer
This post was submitted by RevChas.
Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.
This post was submitted by gadhra.
I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.
This post was submitted by gadhra.
Cisco Networking
Not as nice as Juniper
But it’s what I have
This post was submitted by IPv6Freely.