Bart Simpson Is All Grown Up

I didn\’t do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You motherfucker.

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Your sister (Part 6)

I don’t understand
Why you’re so upset because
It’s not like I lied

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Code quality

If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit

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Married

You silly old cow!
What makes you think I love you?
Your sister gives head!

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Just Popping Out

I\’m just popping out.
I\’ve got loads to do today.
You fucking old bitch.

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Don’t Say No To Me

Okay, it’s like this;
Either you give me some head,
Or I go elsewhere.

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An Old Flame

I remember you!
Time hasn\’t been very kind
To your ugly tits.

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Average Penis

No – it\’s not THAT big
But you\’re fucking dog ugly.
You\’ll have to make do.

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Horoscope

Horoscope said a good day
I had a bad day
Tomorrow will be better

This post was submitted by Tony.

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City Work Yields Lazy Bastards

city construction
leaves their garbage in my yard
you fucking bastards

This post was submitted by Pixl.

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