Momma
What to do with Mom
She’s becoming such a pest
Toss her off the roof
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If I never see
Dog shit with shredded almonds
That will be okay
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Some days I wonder
Why I bother getting up
Today is like that
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I heard a joke today
About an ugly fat bird
Just like yo momma
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If you were here
I’d stab you with a pencil
You arrogant fuck!
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Keep out of my code
You sniveling little jerk
Or I’ll kick your ass
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work a low wage job
give bad customer service
you seal your own fate
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Your sister was great
I’d like to do her again
If you’d like to watch
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I didn\’t do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You motherfucker.
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I don’t understand
Why you’re so upset because
It’s not like I lied
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