Cranky Haiku » Uncategorized http://www.crankyhaiku.com I'll write a haiku // don't even try to stop me // you motherfucker Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Why do I do it? http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/why-do-i-do-it/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/why-do-i-do-it/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:49:52 +0000 BobTheBuilder http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=175

Some days I wonder
Why I bother getting up
Today is like that

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Your sister was great
I’d like to do her again
If you’d like to watch

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I don’t understand
Why you’re so upset because
It’s not like I lied

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/your-sister-part-6/feed/ 0 Bart Simpson Is All Grown Up http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/bart-simpson-is-all-grown-up/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/bart-simpson-is-all-grown-up/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:40 +0000 JamieHell http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=180

I didn\’t do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You motherfucker.

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I\’m just popping out.
I\’ve got loads to do today.
You fucking old bitch.

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You silly old cow!
What makes you think I love you?
Your sister gives head!

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/married/feed/ 0 An Old Flame http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/an-old-flame/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/an-old-flame/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:07:38 +0000 JamieHell http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=183

I remember you!
Time hasn\’t been very kind
To your ugly tits.

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No – it\’s not THAT big
But you\’re fucking dog ugly.
You\’ll have to make do.

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/average-penis/feed/ 0 Horoscope http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/horoscope/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/horoscope/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:06:51 +0000 Tony http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=187

Horoscope said a good day
I had a bad day
Tomorrow will be better

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/horoscope/feed/ 0 Nyah nyah http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/05/nyah-nyah/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/05/nyah-nyah/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 03:42:56 +0000 michelle sheiman http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=151

We are the chosen
God likes us better than you
But don’t be jealous

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