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Why do I do it?

Some days I wonder
Why I bother getting up
Today is like that

This post was submitted by BobTheBuilder.

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Your sister (Part 5)

Your sister was great
I’d like to do her again
If you’d like to watch

This post was submitted by BobTheBuilder.

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Your sister (Part 6)

I don’t understand
Why you’re so upset because
It’s not like I lied

This post was submitted by BobTheBuilder.

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Bart Simpson Is All Grown Up

I didn\’t do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You motherfucker.

This post was submitted by JamieHell.

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Just Popping Out

I\’m just popping out.
I\’ve got loads to do today.
You fucking old bitch.

This post was submitted by JamieHell.

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Married

You silly old cow!
What makes you think I love you?
Your sister gives head!

This post was submitted by JamieHell.

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An Old Flame

I remember you!
Time hasn\’t been very kind
To your ugly tits.

This post was submitted by JamieHell.

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Average Penis

No – it\’s not THAT big
But you\’re fucking dog ugly.
You\’ll have to make do.

This post was submitted by JamieHell.

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Horoscope

Horoscope said a good day
I had a bad day
Tomorrow will be better

This post was submitted by Tony.

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Nyah nyah

We are the chosen
God likes us better than you
But don’t be jealous

This post was submitted by michelle sheiman.

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