Cranky Haiku » Relationships http://www.crankyhaiku.com I'll write a haiku // don't even try to stop me // you motherfucker Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 My dear head! http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/my-dear-head/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/my-dear-head/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:03:41 +0000 VC http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=146

Your migraine drives me nuts!
I love you not!
I hate you a lot!

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Writing on a theme
First theme, “I’m An Asshole,” yields
Two hundred poems

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Girl across from me
My love life is a bit shit
You’d probably do

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If you were here
I’d stab you with a pencil
You arrogant fuck!

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mom-in-law coming
a brand new spanking fresh hell
sharpen the ginsu

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We all know that sex
Is ridiculous, but yet,
We can’t seem to quit.

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Dear Paul, I’m sorry
The three-way didn’t work out
You made me laugh, though.

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