Cranky Haiku » People http://www.crankyhaiku.com I'll write a haiku // don't even try to stop me // you motherfucker Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Hammer http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/hammer/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/hammer/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:00:50 +0000 sylliebee http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=162

We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!

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Oh my goodness me,
You make me want to vomit,
Now fuck off and die.

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You think you’re so great?
One word describes me you ass!
One Three Three Seven.

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I heard a joke today
About an ugly fat bird
Just like yo momma

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city construction
leaves their garbage in my yard
you fucking bastards

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Silly mullet guy
Mowing the lawn in flip-flops
Toes will miss your feet

Haiku submitted by @tententacles

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new tits get lots love
from nasty old fucking men
i shall vomit now

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I love hate it here
love, lies, brilliance, sweet filth
my New York City

Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.

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I really don’t think
That goop you put on your face
Makes you look younger

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