Hammer
We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!
This post was submitted by sylliebee.
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Better Than You
You think you’re so great?
One word describes me you ass!
One Three Three Seven.
This post was submitted by JamieHell.
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I heard a joke today
About an ugly fat bird
Just like yo momma
This post was submitted by BobTheBuilder.
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city construction
leaves their garbage in my yard
you fucking bastards
This post was submitted by Pixl.
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Silly mullet guy
Mowing the lawn in flip-flops
Toes will miss your feet
Haiku submitted by @tententacles
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new tits get lots love
from nasty old fucking men
i shall vomit now
This post was submitted by mamakat.
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I love hate it here
love, lies, brilliance, sweet filth
my New York City
Haiku submitted by @snipeyhead.
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I really don’t think
That goop you put on your face
Makes you look younger
This post was submitted by sheiman.
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