Cranky Haiku » Office http://www.crankyhaiku.com I'll write a haiku // don't even try to stop me // you motherfucker Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Low wage fate http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/low-wage-fate/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/low-wage-fate/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:41:09 +0000 j.vanpelt http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=186

work a low wage job
give bad customer service
you seal your own fate

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If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/code-quality/feed/ 0 Fucking goddamn boss http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/04/fucking-goddamn-boss/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/04/fucking-goddamn-boss/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:43:06 +0000 RevChas http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=134

Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”

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Dearest Co-worker
Invest in better headphones
or better music

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So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head

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Pain in ass client,
full of stupid site changes.
Who’s the designer?

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Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?

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Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

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I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/04/62/feed/ 0 My new client http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/04/my-new-client/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/04/my-new-client/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:11:20 +0000 Dawn http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=34

Oh, new editor!
Where’s my damn feedback, fucker?
No writing for you.

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