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Low wage fate

work a low wage job
give bad customer service
you seal your own fate

This post was submitted by j.vanpelt.

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Code quality

If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit

This post was submitted by BobTheBuilder.

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Fucking goddamn boss

Fucking goddamn boss,
“I want more code in less time
but don’t let it break!”

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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Dearest Co-worker

Dearest Co-worker
Invest in better headphones
or better music

This post was submitted by snipe.

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Thank Who?

So I’m sitting here
Looking back on my work week
And shaking my head

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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Client

Pain in ass client,
full of stupid site changes.
Who’s the designer?

This post was submitted by Pete.

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Editor, you bastard

Again, editor,
You’ve proven unreachable.
How can I write shit?

This post was submitted by Dawn.

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Junior programmer

Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

This post was submitted by gadhra.

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I could bang my dick

I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

This post was submitted by gadhra.

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My new client

Oh, new editor!
Where’s my damn feedback, fucker?
No writing for you.

This post was submitted by Dawn.

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