Cranky Haiku » Food http://www.crankyhaiku.com I'll write a haiku // don't even try to stop me // you motherfucker Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 3 sandwiches later… http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/3-sandwiches-later/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/3-sandwiches-later/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:59:14 +0000 sylliebee http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=163

Ever skip lunch because
“No cheese” is too difficult?
Yeah, THAT kind of day.

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I just ate curry.
Now my ass is on fire.
Pass me the sugar.

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Something in my lunch
really disagreed with me.
Toilet no go zone

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Starbucks is posting
Calories. Who cares? I need
Starbucks to post jobs.

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I promised myself
Wait until the pizza cools
But I burnt my mouth

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