Cranky Haiku » Computers http://www.crankyhaiku.com I'll write a haiku // don't even try to stop me // you motherfucker Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:12:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Don’t touch! http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/dont-touch/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/dont-touch/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:46:35 +0000 BobTheBuilder http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=176

Keep out of my code
You sniveling little jerk
Or I’ll kick your ass

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If I must maintain
One more piece of your shit code
I’m going to quit

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/09/code-quality/feed/ 0 What part of don’t is so hard? http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/04/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/04/what-part-of-dont-is-so-hard/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:42:15 +0000 RevChas http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=135

You can’t use these scripts.
What? You did already. Fuck!
They will never learn.

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Google is no help
The Internet is broken
Where are my damn keys?

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Playing EVE-Online
Two month’s work goes down the drain
Fucking P.V.P.

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Oh how I hate you
Proprietary drivers
crashing my linux

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The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

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Why I hate iTunes:
Why can’t you see all my songs?
You piece of crapness

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Why I hate iTunes:
You don’t monitor folders?
My mouth is frothing

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Why I hate iTunes:
“Determining gapless play-
back information”

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